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Tennesse Rednecks
Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and
left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The redneck gets emotionally involved.
What's the most popular pickup line in Tennessee?
Nice tooth.
How do you know when you're staying in Tennessee? When you
call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and
the front desk says "go ahead".
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup
truck.
Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32? Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of
the high schools.
What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Tennessee?
A documentary.
What do they call them in Kentucky?
Life styles of the rich and famous.
How many Tennessee rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat,and one to watch out for traffic.
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else it would
have been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Tennessee state lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Nashville burned
down? Yep, Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
What's the best thing to come out of Tennessee?
I-40
A Tennessee State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
The driver says, " 'bout what"?
A new law recently passed in Tennessee:
When a couple gets divorced, they are still brother and sister.
What do you get when you have 32 Tennesseans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator
told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout I
drag her over to Oak St. and you pick her up there?"
Two Tennesseans are walking down different ends of the street
towards each other, and one is caring a sack. When they meet,
one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, What'cha got in the bag?"
"Jus' some Chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses how many they are, I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmm......Five?"
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