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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned
from several weeks of intense action on the Italian front lines. He had
finally been granted rest and relaxation, and had made it to
Southampton, England, to board a train bound for a few days in London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of
the train, looking for an empty seat. The only seat unoccupied was
directly across from a well dressed middle aged lady and was being
used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am,
may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier,sniffed and said,
"You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my
little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman
with the dog in the opposite seat. Again he asked, "Please, lady. Can I sit
there? I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans!
Not only are you rude, you are also quite arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier leaned against the swaying wall of the train and
again asked if he could please sit down. The lady said, "Not only are
you Americans rude and arrogant, you're also very inconsiderate."
Without warning, the soldier leaned over, picked up the little
dog, and tossed it out the window of the moving train. Then, he sat
down in the empty seat next to the speechless woman.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle, motioned and remarked,
"You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the
wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the
wrong bitch out of the window."
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