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Mothers Sons
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The second Catholic woman chimes in with, "MY son is a bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
With a smug look, the third woman says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever
HE walksinto a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The other three give her
this look that says "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2, hard-bodied stripper. When he
walks into a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"
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