This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks.

He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender. The Bartender -having been in many jokes before- has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn’t mention the ducks. They chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the ducks has to go to the restroom.

The bartender is alone with the ducks, and decides to try to make some conversation.

"What’s your name?" He says to the first duck.
"Huey" said the first duck.
"How’s your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day".
"Oh. That’s nice," says the Bartender.

Then he says to the second duck, "Hi. What’s your name?".
"Dewey" came the answer.
"So how’s your day been, Dewey?".
"Great. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance another day I would do the same again".