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One day a husband and wife were out on the golf course playing golf. The man hits the ball and they heard the sound of glass breaking. The ball had broken the window out of a nearby house. The wife says " Oh No!" The husband says "What do you expect when you live on a golf course". So they go over to the house to see what they need to do. They see a man sitting on the couch with a turban on his head. He says " Is this your golf ball?" They said " Yes, Who are you?" He says "I am a Genie, See that bottle laying on the floor over there? Well, your golf ball broke my bottle and let me out. I have been in there for a thousand years." The Genie says " I will grant you 2 wishes." They say " Why only 2? We thought we would get 3 wishes." The Genie says" No I will grant you 2 wishes then you have to grant me 1 wish." They say they can live with that so the man goes first. " I wish for a perfect golf score." The wife says " What a stupid wish. Why waste a wish like that?" The husband says " Well it is your turn to make a wish. See if you do any better." So the wife wishes " I wish for a million dollars a year every year for the rest of my life." The husband says " What a great wish." The Genie says " Now it is my time to make a wish. Your wife is very pretty and I havent been with a woman in a long time. I have been in my bottle for a thousand years. I wish to spend 30 minutes making passionate love to your wife." The wife says " No Way!" But the husband says " Just think about the million dollars a year every year for the rest of your life." So the wife says "OK." So the Genie and the wife disappear into the house. They emerge 30 minutes later. The Genie says " Lady you sure are hot. And your husband sure is a nice guy. How old is he by the way?" The wife says "38." The Genie says " When is he going to be old enough to stop believing in Genies?" |
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