This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he asks the customer: "What's the name of your penis?"  The customer says: "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."   The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks: "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"  The man to the left, with a smile, looks back and says: "Timex." The thirsty customer asks: "Timex?" The fella proudly replies: "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'."
A little shaken the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity marguerita and asks: "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims:
"Ford! Because quality is job 1." Then he adds: "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He then turns to the bartender and exclaims:
"The name of my penis is 'Secret'. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks: "Why Secret?"