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A Hunting Story

Early one morning as Freddie starts backing down the driveway, finally on his way to hunting camp, his wife comes running out of the house towards him – dressed in camouflage with a rifle in her hand saying, "I’ve been practicing – and I want to go with you!"
Shocked, stunned, dazed and amazed - Freddie said, "Ok!"

In the woods, Freddie places her in a bushy edge of a clearing and tells her to be quiet and wait for a deer before finding his favorite tree.

A little while goes by when he hears several shots coming from his wife’s direction. He climbs down and runs through the woods to his wife where he finds her standing holding her smoking rifle and a man laying on the ground saying, "Ok lady, you can have the deer, just let me take the saddle off…"

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