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Black Eyes
Two men sitting next to each other on a flight to Pittsburgh
noticed that each of them had a black eye. The first one said,
"Excuse me, but I cannot help but notice you have a black
eye...what a coincidence that I do, too. How did you get yours"?
The second man replied, "Well, mine was really a tongue twister
accident...I was standing in line to get my ticket to Pittsburgh
and the airline reservation clerk was a blonde with the biggest
breasts I have EVER seen...She said "sir, may I help you and I
said, "Yes, I would like a picket to Tittsburgh"...well, she
hauled off and socked me and that is how I got this black eye.
What about you?
The first man replied,"Well, this is a coincidence, MY black
eye is the result of a tongue twister accident, too. I was
sitting at breakfast with my wife this morning and I meant to
say, Please pass the cheerios, but I accidentally said,
"You've ruined my life, you fucking bitch."
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